confession.........funny stuff

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

A priest is in the middle of confession when a
man bursts in yelling, "Father, Father! There's
been a terrible accident out front and we need
you to help console the people." Father replies,
"But son I'm in the middle of confession, if you
can take over for me I'll go." Reluctantly the
man agrees after getting a list of sins and their
corresponding pennance. The first person he
encounters says, "Forgive me father for I have
sinned it has been 3 months since my last
confession, and I have stolen." After finding
stealing on the list the young man instructs him
to say three hail marys and light 2 candles. A
woman enters next and says, "forgive me father
for I have sinned it has been 6 months since my
last confession, and I have commited oral sex."
After a slight chuckle the man checks the list
and tells her to say 1 hail mary, 3 our fathers
and light 4 candles. Another man enters and says,
"forgive me father for I have sinned it has been
1 month since my last confession, and I have had
anal sex." The man starts looking over the list,
page 1, page 2, page 3, but nowhere does it
mention anal sex. So he sticks his head out of
the booth and asks the nearsest altar boy,
"Whats the Father give for anal sex?" The altar
boy replies, "Two cookies and a glass of milk."

[SBG]

I'd say the countdown is on because this will have to offend somebody. Just not me. Good one bwc!!